About Not The Robots
Not The Robots is a roguelike stealth game developed by 2DArray and published by tinyBuild. Steam release date: 12 December 2013.
You are a robot in an office building, and your job is to eat the furniture without getting caught. The trick is that furniture is also your only cover, so every chair you swallow makes the room a little more dangerous. Machine-gun guards, spotlights, lasers and bombs patrol seven buildings of procedurally generated, increasingly brutal floors, with permadeath and a stock of gadgets to master. Short, medium and long modes fit any session, while a fully voiced story slowly explains the odd setting.
Key Features
- Eat to win – furniture is the goal and cover.
- Procedural floors – seven buildings in the campaign.
- Permadeath – every run counts.
- Gadgets – tricks to fool guards.
- Voiced story – a mysterious setting.
PC Version and Compatibility
Minimum requirements: Windows XP/Vista/7/8, 1.5 GHz CPU, graphics card from 2004 or later, DirectX 7, 1 GB RAM, 300 MB storage. Available in English only. Polish, German, French, Italian and Spanish are not supported.
Global Activation & What You Receive
You receive a digital Steam key for the standard game. It is a Global key with no regional restriction, so it works on a Steam account in any country. In the Steam client choose Games → Activate a Product on Steam, enter the code and the game is added to your library permanently.
Why Buy This Game?
Not The Robots suits players who enjoy odd ideas, careful stealth and roguelike tension. The key is available at Urazon. Age rating: USK 12.
Related Games
Stealth with a procedural twist is what ties Not The Robots to Heat Signature, where you board randomly generated spaceships, slip past guards and improvise your way out when a plan falls apart. Styx: Shards of Darkness keeps the idea of a small, vulnerable hero sneaking through rooms full of armed guards, only with a goblin thief and hand-built levels instead of a hungry robot. If the absurd premise was the real draw, Octodad: Dadliest Catch turns hiding in plain sight into slapstick as an octopus pretends to be a normal dad, and Door Kickers 2: Task Force North offers the same top-down view of guarded floors but asks you to plan every breach like a tactical puzzle.
